Hail, Queen Rio!

Finally, it has happened to me. Diz iz it na po. Wala nang atrasan. This blog is the start of my chrysalis -- or sa mga tinatamad mag-google ng meaning ng word na itey -- my transformation into a butterfly.

Well, not exactly naman. I am one-third of a (reluctant) drag act called DRAGZILLA, which unfortunately for the rest of you humans, only a selected handful of Filipino boys, este beings, have witnessed.

I have been re-christened as Queen Rio D'Alto: the dancing diva, the fashion maven and makeup artist cum director and mother hen (yes, meaning punong abala lagi), and the prettiest and sexiest one (jejeje, sorry blog ko to baket bah).

My other sisters are Randiva Datinguinoo de Zuzuaregui, the artist formerly known as Ma. Cristina Fallseyelashes: the pinaka-kadiva-divahan, with the voluptuous body and killer voice that can rival Charice, Whitney Houston, Jennifer Hudson, Chaka Khan, Nina, Lilet, and She-Male (may she rest in peace).

Last but not the least is Ms. Betty La Borta: the blessed one. Blessed sa race (Chinese), blessed sa fortune (heir sa Chinese wealth nila), blessed sa intelligence (matalino talaga memorize nya ang capitals ng ibat-ibang bansa pati mga grammy at oscar winners pero hindi sya missologist kasi sobrang kabadingan na daw yun), blessed sa looks (magaling mangilatis at pinaka-nakakalusaw tumingin; hindi po sa ganda kasi ako nga yun), blessed sa attitude (pinakamatapang ang lolah mo, naka-survive na ng ilang beses sa kikil attempts ng mga shulvam), blessed sa hidden skills (may tinatago palang talent sa pag-split at pag-project sa music videos), and of course, blessed in size (borta daw sabi ng barakong friend nya na itatago natin sa pangalang Barbie).

To date, Dragzilla has done five sold-out private concerts (sige na nga, except for one: yung wedding ng friend namin mga 10 tao lang nanood. yung ibang guest nagsitakas na bago magstart ang drag show), four music videos (na friends lang din namin nakapanood), two Kuratatsu videos (hihihi bastus yun), and one album (konti lang din nakatiis makinig eventhough it's professionally recorded take note).

Our ultimate Drag Mother is none other than RU PAUL: ang supermodel of the world kuning na top drag queen sa US. Hate ko sha dati kasi mukha syang unggoy na may make-up, pero simula nang madiscover namin ang show na RUPAUL's DRAG RACE, ayun love ko na din sya. For those of you na walang idea about the show, it's a mix of America's Next Top Model, a little Project Runway and Survivor, plus Gandang Ricky Reyes (wala na me maisip na show about kabadingan). If you still haven't seen this show go na at magsearch sa internet at mga torrent sites. watch na kayo kasi tapos na yung 2 seasons and malapit na mag-start yung season 3.

This blog will be all about our exciting and fabulosang adventures as part-time drag queens, part-time working professionals, and full-time lovers of men (yes mga 'teh, masaya ang lovelife at sexlife namin at ipapangalandakan namin dito hanggang mamatay kayong lahat sa inggit, this message is for you:   Ms.   T_ _ _ _ _ _   P _ _ _ _ !)

So there. We look forward to making this blog (and soon the world) totally DRAG-A-LICIOUS!

(Go na watch na kayo ng rupaul's drag race mga vakla or else di kayo makaka-relate. Go!!!)

Live, Love, and Believe! Mwah3x