tradition na for us to include the male beauty pageant every year, since 2008 when we started organizing these events. and every year, from being boring and super tame, pa-wild nang pa-wild ang ang event na itoh, syempre diva kasi how would you improve if you lower your standards? dapat pataas nang pataas.
like nung 2008 and 2009 sobrang bara-bara lang we ask each team to select a representative, and usually on the night itself lang so ang laging nangyayari, konting rampa, posing, then talent which is either singing or dancing, and of course, ang Q&A.
but this year, we decided to up the ante when it comes to the wild party. and of course, pano pa ba eh di by adding the swimwear portion? and we specifically told the team leaders to tell their boys that we wanted them to wear something sexy. una nga boxer shorts lang ang required, eh yung isa nagpahiwatig na magti-t-back daw so ayun naging mas wilder ang challenge!
so ayun, on the night itself salang na sa unang round ang contestants. out of the 7 teams, 1 lang ang hindi nagjoin nadyahe yata kasi hindi sila prepared. but the 6 other contestants, sobrang lumaklak yata ng red horse and Dragzilla cocktail kaya lumakas ang loob. after doing the ramp, each one introduced himself and performed a talent, with some singing a chorus or two, while the others did a sexy dance to the tune of hindi ko maalala kasi medyo bangag yung DJ kung ano lang ang sinalang.
so after that, fly na kami ni randiva sa dressing room dahil sha na ang next supposedly to do her diva number. sakto sumabay ang boys na magbihis, at tuloy sobrang hirap magconcentrate kasi nagjujubad ang mga boys sa tabi namin ni diva at pilit pinapalaki ang beau-kol nila to appear bigger nga naman under the klieg lights. tapos yung iba may kanya-kanyang technique, apply ng oil, yung isa sosyal pa bronzer ang gamit para kuminang. gusto ko sanang tumulong manglamas este magpahid pero sinapian ako ni san genaro de malinis kaya ayun inuna ko na lang bihisan si randiva (kaya pla najulog ang wig nya kasi di ako focused jeje).
so kung ang swerte namin was seeing the guys baring to their swimwear, and swerte naman ni ms betty was seeing them up close on stage! nasa second floor kami ni randiva watching the show so kitang kita namin yung kunwari yuyuko ang lola nyo to pick up a number from the bowl containing the questions, pero sa aming mga PSG, alam namin na ang beau-kol ang sinisipat nya! talagang di nagpatalo ang lola nyo.
anyways, eto na ang pics na ishe-share namin sa inyo dahil baka akala nyo eh mga ilusyonada lang kame. well, sorry to disappoint but this is totally real. ang mga pantasya lang namin ang ilushon hehehe kaya nga pantasya diva kasi libre lang mangarap? and to protect their identities bilang respeto naman, tinakpan na lang namin ang fez nila with our favorite anime character namin na feeling ko PSG din dahil in love sya sa kanyang best friend-cum-rival, si Uzumaki Naruto.
Candidate #1: "Benjo" from Pink Team. height 5'8". body type: lean. fave underwear boxer shorts: small. visual protrusion score (bukol size estimate, 100% being the borta-est): 55%. Question: kung ikaw ay aalukin na magpose para sa isang underwear brand pero skimpy ang trunks, papayag ka ba o hindi at baket. Answer: Papayag ako mag-pose pero sa underwear na komportable ako.
Candidate #3: "Arnel" from White Team. height 5'11". body type: bulky. fave underwear: boxer briefs. visual protrusion score: 75%. Motto: "Time is Gold." Question: nalaman mo na ang best friend mo since childhood ay isa plang malanshang isda na may gusto sayo. ano ang gagawin mo? Answer: ituturing ko pa rin syang best friend pero hindi na mas higit pa dun dahil kaibigan lang talaga ang turing ko sa kanya.
Candidate #4: "Piolo" from Blue Team. height 5'6". body type: bulky. fave underwear: boxer briefs. Motto: "Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod." visual protrusion score: 60%.Question: may isang malanshang isda na nagkakalat ng balita na nag-do kayo. pero totoo ito. ano ang gagawin mo? Answer: papabayaan ko na lang sha, kasi totoo naman eh.
Candidate #5: "Francis" from Yellow Team. height 5'8". body type: lean. fave underwear: skimpy trunks/t-back. visual protrusion score: 75%. Question: papayag ka bang makipag-3sum sa babaeng gusto mo at boyfriend o asawa nya? Answer: Papayag ako pero depende kung gusto ng boyfriend o asawa nya.
Candidate #6: "Andy" from Black Team. height 5'8". body type: hunky. fave underwear: boxer briefs. visual protrusion score: 80%. Question: papayag ka bang maki-pag date sa supervisor mong malanshang isda para hindi ka ma-endo sa trabaho? Answer: Papayag ako makipag-date pero hanggang doon lang di ako papayag sa bastusan kasi alam ko nga malanshang isda sha.
and the winner is: Andy from Black Team! Yup, despite his answer na kulang na lang jombagin si betty on stage for being a malanshang isda herself, nanaig pa rin ang hunky-ness factor ng lolo nyo para sa judge namin na si Mr. "Dale Ballarta" na isang sikat na pulitiko mula sa isang probinsya na close kay Kuh Ledesma. secret na lang syempre ang position at kung anong municipality kasi pag nabuko wala na kami sponsor next year!
pagkatapos ng matagumpay na beaucon namin, we plan to make it bigger and better next year. dapat mas todo na when it comes to talent, swimwear, pahunky factor and of course wit and charm. what we thought impossible before since puro pakyeme ang contestants ng previous years, pwede naman pala, dahil game na game ang mga boys when it comes to showing their wares for dragzilla. aba, ang prize yata this year tumataginting na 2 kiao in cold cash eh wala pa silang 30 minutos sa stage. ewan na lang natin kung bukod sa cash prize, may na i-take home pang extra prize ang winner for his extra efforts. dva Konsehala Dale? wink-wink
Live, Love, & Believe!!! Mwah3x
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