This is the Best One Yet!

The year just can't end without our annual Dragzilla Christmas Extravaganza Party, and for 2010, all we can say is, to quote the Black Eyed Peas: "This is the best one yet!"

one of the 6 tarp posters on stage 

After just a few weeks of planning with some last minute crises, the event turned out well at least for us and our guests.  I must admit that being in charge of makeup and wardrobe, nakaka-overwhelm trying to dress up two other queens plus myself in a span of two hours before the programme proper, that's why we had a number of wardrobe malfunctions: najulog ang pinagtagping Afro wigs ni Randiva, pero in true drag queen fashion, she just took it off and went on with her diva number.  ang cute pa kasi one of the boys attempted to put it back on her head.

i also forgot to put on nail polish on my nails and betty's.  si randiva lang ang naka-shimmering french tipped nails na half-inch ang haba. ayun, di masyado makadampot ng mga anik anik ang lola nyo. ni hindi nga makadakma hehehe.

diva wid her manikurista, i.e., tagamighty bond ng shimmering frenchtipped nails 

as for betty, kahit wala syang shimmering nails, kumutitap at kumislap naman nang bonggang-bongga ang buong katawan nya dahil sa blinding flash of jewelry all over her, mula sa brillantitas, bracelet, nagmumurang necklace, earrings na naka-mighty bond, at sympre ang white sequined gown nya na inspired supposedly ng gown ni Ms. Venus Raj, pero ang resulta naging Tatiana whoreness hehehe sorry Ms. Betty! babaeng-babae ka naman dat night dva.

queen rio (left) and ms betty (in blinding white -- a look contrasted by her auburn red curls, blue eyeshadow, and black belt, shawl, and shoes with 2-inch heels) with team white boys during the photo op

kudos also to ms betty kasi sha lang ang nagpacking tape dat night for 4 hours to "tone down" her voluptuousness.  carry na yun kasi nabawasan naman ng 0.88 mm ang wasitline mo dahil sa instant sauna effect ng packing tape plus cling wrap diba? at sexing-sexy ka dat night so go na yun.

ms. betty in her commander number getup (note the white bra na lumilitaw

pag nagfa-flash ang camera -- lalo nagpa-L sa boys)

as for randiva, di sha pwede mag packing tape kasi bumirit sya ng three songs. yung isang song mashup pa of 3 songs so ayun katakot-takot na biritan.  as for me, kahit bet ko mag packing tape, dahil gahol na sa oras di na kinaya. saka i was doing a beyonce performance so i was worried baka di me makasayaw at makagiling kung naka pack ako. at least sexy pa rin kahit wala nun hehehe.

queen rio cavorting, este entertaining the guests

But hey, we were performing before boys and friends, so queber na sila kung hindi polished ang aming gowns at may mga lumilitaw na packing tape.  (pero paktay kame sigurado pag nakita yun ni rupaul--close kame? hehe) ang importante, maganda kaming 3 that night and the event turned out to be really fabulous (ano ba yan wala na ko ibang magamit na word kundi fabulous, sorry ha hindi kasi ako writer, ako'y hamak na tourism officer lang ng isang bayan dito sa Cebu hehehe).

and of course ang highlight para sa 3 bading that night was our annual male beaucon, with the first ever SWIMWEAR EDITION! ay kalurkey ang nagmumurang mga bukol sa tight trunks ng mga boys. isa lang ang nakaboxer shorts kasi feeling namin juts.  the rest talagang bukol kung bukol. 

one of the 7 Mr. El Divo contestants, in casual wear (next posting na yung swimwear)

Secret na lang kung sino sa tatlong reyna ang nag-uwi ng korona at naka-booking sa beaucon contestants that night coz hello a (drag) queen doesn't kiss and tell (mag-ilushon ba?)

and last and certainly the least, ano nga ba yung crisis namin? well, aside from the last minute back outs (mga around 10 lang naman usual di pinayagan ng asawa/gf or watever keber na it's their loss) meron pang isang issue with the venue part-owner (meaning isa lang sya sa mga partners pero feeling nya yata sya mag-isa may ari).  ay naku. after several weeks of discussion, they only told us the night befrore the event na meron pa palang 20 pax na guests na gagamit ng venue aside from us.  after insisting that EXCLUSIVE sa amin yung venue biglang may ganun na eklavoo.  it turns out, yung pokpok na part owner na yun, hindi alam ang ibig sabihin ng exclusive. kala nya ang exclusive pwedeng may inclusive.  porke 20 pax lang naman daw na mga ka-batch nya from school at only time available was dat night for their xmas party kuning kuning.

the nerve diba?  muntik nang magcancel si betty dahil nga ayaw namin may ibang tao na makakita sa ginagawa namin.  tapos lalagyan nila yung event ng 20 pax?  ang sarap sabihin sa mukha nung PSG na yun pax u! pero since queens kami, ayaw namin magpakataklesa kesahodang kami ang aggrieved.  so at her best behavior si ms betty good job again.  once lang sya tumalak in fairness. pag dating nya sa event, may nakitang bilat nasa CR so biglang nagtaray lola nyo ng "kala ko ba hindi sila mag-si-CR?" ayun natakot ang bilat. pati yung manager na kausap namin takot na takot, bigalng sumakit ang puson at fly na.   at nakakagulat lang kasi si part owner kahit itsurang nasa 40 na mukhang repeater nang 10 times kasi yung mga bagets na nakita namin yung 20 pax nga, as in bagets ha, so dun pala sha nakiki-batch. hindi ko na pinoint out yun kay ms betty kasi siguradon mambabato ng 2-inch-high heels nya yun.

ay naku, ang masasabi ko lang, BEEOTCH pla ang mga BOSCONIAN na part-owner ng bar.

Live, Love and Believe!!! Mwah3x